March 22, 2012 Morning Mix

GOOD DAY ALL AND HAPPY THURSDAY……..LET’ BUCKLE UP BECAUSE IT’S TIME TO GO……..

POLITICS ~ Ron Paul selected the name BULLDOG as his Secret Service name…um, Ron Paul have you looked in a mirror lately, you ought be called Toaco Taco Bell. Cus you look like a little Chihuahua, nipping at your opponents ankles and they have to kick to out of the way. Go sit your old ass down and wait for your name to be called for the heavenly gates tour……….

NEWS~ A man in England has been sentenced for decapitating his boss….oh well dayum now there have been plenty of days when we all want to take our bosses head of but it is figuratively not literally. I know I have but alas, until this news thing takes off I have to take the good with the bad, so um, ya’ll help me so that I can become my own boss. Anyway, back to the story…apparently the boss went out to have to some a cigarette and the employee came behind him and slashed his head damn near off with. Of all things, a cheese knife…Um, has anyone seen a cheese knife….DAAAAAMMMMNN (in my Smokey voice)………..

Also, a high schooler cannot bring the prom date of his choice to his senior prom. So happens that his date is a porn star. The superintendent feels that she doesn’t meet the criteria of a visitor…Um, unless it’s Career Day at the school, and she is the guest speaker, then you really don’t have anything to worry about. This boy is trying to go down in history (no, her name isn’t History…..wait for it………BAM!!!)

Finally, legalized marijuana is one step closer to becoming a reality in Connecticut. For health reasons, it would be legal to smoke weed. You know how many folks gonna have cataracts if that bill passes? Half of Meriden gonna have seeing eye dogs, glasses and Doritos with them. I know every eye doctor is rooting for this bill to get passed. Hmm, wonder how many folks gonna start smoking then get paranoid that they will go blind for real…Ummhmmm……

SPORTS~ The Saints head coach Sean Payton has been suspended for next season because of the crush-for-cash bounty system that targeted key opposing players.

WEATHER~ Beautiful today but back to March like weather. It was so good while it lasted

SONG OF THE DAY~ WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD by LOUIS ARMSTRONG

 PERSON OF THE DAY~ ROBERT BROWN…..Happy 16^th Birthday to my first born son who changed my life beyond belief. We have been through it all and after all the dust clears we are still standing. I am so proud of the young man he has become and so exited to see what the future holds for him. And the Song of the Day, says it all, it is a wonderful world simply because he is in it. I LOVE YOU BOB – BAY! And yes, I knkw you all are agape that I have a 16 year old! Don’t hate cuz a bitch is fine!! …heehee

Okay folks go enjoy your day, be safe, be have and be blessed. Don’t forget those teeshirts are still on sale……FOCUS BITCH FOCUS!!